HOW TO: PLAY THE BEST SET LIKE A PROGAMER: PRE TO SPACE
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 4:08 pm
Hi guys!!!
I made a tutorial for you guys, how you can be the best Pre to space player EVER.
Its simple and super effective, fun for hours guaranteed for the most difficult and best setting on empire earth.
So here is the tutorial!!!
Step 1.
Make a civ, the best one to use is exactly THIS:
Trust me, your opponents will have absolutly NO chance to beat you if you will use the correct strategy, but we will discuss this difficult and important step later!!
good, while you finished step one, here is
Step 2.
to be accepted by the elitist Empire Earth Pre to Space community, you need a cool known name. Logical, isnt it?
Otherwise they will kick your ass out of every game and will not join your games!!! So you need to prepare this step.
Some good names to use:
- OpFor
- _LoseR_
- oLDgUaRD
- Zeitreisender
The more symbols you use in your name, the higher will be the chance to be accepted as a known user with enormous skills in this difficult setting!
Step 3.
Good, now we are in Step 3.
Step 3 is easy as hell!!
- Login to lobby
(here an perfect EXAMPLE of how to implement Step 2)
- Host a game, game name should be like this:
- Final an last Step:
the PERFECT game settings!!!
Should be like this:
Map size small is VERY!!! important. I tell you in Step 4 why.
After we finshed this all, we come to...
...Step 4.
Good, if you prepared all the steps I told you, you will not have any problems to get a full game after 2 minutes.
So the game starts:
- Select the "PRE TO SPACE BEST CIV" civ
- Build as soon as possible the ultimate UNIT, the CLUBMAN
Damn look at his fucking club its so huge and enourmous
Update speed twice, so he can run in prehistoric age like Ursain Bolt in his best times, even with a enourmos club, damn this unit makes me wet.
- You want to know why mapsize small? EASY answer: Your club will arrive EVEN FASTER in opponents base!!! Its so awesome you should try it
- Build clubs on mass:
DAMN SO SEXY
...Step 5.
THE MOST SKILLFULL AND IMPORTANT STEP!!!
- Attack enemys base, kill eco
- if he attacks you or have towers and/or bigger army: RUN AWAY - You have 12+5 speed, TROLOLOL, tell them to DEAL WITH IT
- kill opponents animals
FINAL AND LAST STEP
Repeat infinity times, you can chill all day in prehistoric age building clubs on mass, only the best and strongest will survive, MAY THE BEST WIN, fun for HOURS GUARANTEED
I made a tutorial for you guys, how you can be the best Pre to space player EVER.
Its simple and super effective, fun for hours guaranteed for the most difficult and best setting on empire earth.
So here is the tutorial!!!
Step 1.
Make a civ, the best one to use is exactly THIS:
Trust me, your opponents will have absolutly NO chance to beat you if you will use the correct strategy, but we will discuss this difficult and important step later!!
good, while you finished step one, here is
Step 2.
to be accepted by the elitist Empire Earth Pre to Space community, you need a cool known name. Logical, isnt it?
Otherwise they will kick your ass out of every game and will not join your games!!! So you need to prepare this step.
Some good names to use:
- OpFor
- _LoseR_
- oLDgUaRD
- Zeitreisender
The more symbols you use in your name, the higher will be the chance to be accepted as a known user with enormous skills in this difficult setting!
Step 3.
Good, now we are in Step 3.
Step 3 is easy as hell!!
- Login to lobby
(here an perfect EXAMPLE of how to implement Step 2)
- Host a game, game name should be like this:
- Final an last Step:
the PERFECT game settings!!!
Should be like this:
Map size small is VERY!!! important. I tell you in Step 4 why.
After we finshed this all, we come to...
...Step 4.
Good, if you prepared all the steps I told you, you will not have any problems to get a full game after 2 minutes.
So the game starts:
- Select the "PRE TO SPACE BEST CIV" civ
- Build as soon as possible the ultimate UNIT, the CLUBMAN
Damn look at his fucking club its so huge and enourmous
Update speed twice, so he can run in prehistoric age like Ursain Bolt in his best times, even with a enourmos club, damn this unit makes me wet.
- You want to know why mapsize small? EASY answer: Your club will arrive EVEN FASTER in opponents base!!! Its so awesome you should try it
- Build clubs on mass:
DAMN SO SEXY
...Step 5.
THE MOST SKILLFULL AND IMPORTANT STEP!!!
- Attack enemys base, kill eco
- if he attacks you or have towers and/or bigger army: RUN AWAY - You have 12+5 speed, TROLOLOL, tell them to DEAL WITH IT
- kill opponents animals
FINAL AND LAST STEP
Repeat infinity times, you can chill all day in prehistoric age building clubs on mass, only the best and strongest will survive, MAY THE BEST WIN, fun for HOURS GUARANTEED