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joke thread

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post ur best, rude distasteful jokes, heres a few

Why is a cricket pitch round?
So that the Pakis don't build a corner-shop on it.


You can tell it was a good shit when the pool attendant has to return with a bigger net


1for ralf: There's two types of people I hate, racists and Americans. especially the black ones.


You shouldn't leave anything electrical on overnight, except fridges and life support machines.
You'd waste an awful lot of vegetables.

A bit of advice to all of those who give bad sex.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.


My girlfriend told me a funny joke today.
Something about a female orgasm?


I'm loving living back at home lately. I can watch porn all day and I don't even have to turn the volume down.
My mum thinks I'm watching tennis.

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taco wrote:post ur best, rude distasteful jokes, heres a few

Why is a cricket pitch round?
So that the Pakis don't build a corner-shop on it.


You can tell it was a good shit when the pool attendant has to return with a bigger net


1for ralf: There's two types of people I hate, racists and Americans. especially the black ones.


You shouldn't leave anything electrical on overnight, except fridges and life support machines.
You'd waste an awful lot of vegetables.

A bit of advice to all of those who give bad sex.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.


My girlfriend told me a funny joke today.
Something about a female orgasm?


I'm loving living back at home lately. I can watch porn all day and I don't even have to turn the volume down.
My mum thinks I'm watching tennis.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on the last one. that is the greatest joke I've ever heard ROFL!

-Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a hummer?
-I don't have a hummer in my garage LOL!

-Wanna hear a joke?
-Women's rights

-Why can't Helen Keller Drive
-because she's a woman

-why can't anyone understand what Helen Keller is saying
-She was wearing mittens

-How did the baby cross the road?
-It was stapled to the Chicken
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What's black and white and red all over and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head.
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whats blue and yellow and can kill u if it falls out of a tree?
a bulldozer wearing jeans :)

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i know some jew jokes, but i think 10101 01010 101 010 will not tolerate this :(

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use @$#&^$ it could b anything ur joke is about :D

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"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."
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Ghost wrote:

LMMFAO i like when they are gonna kill the people at the strip joint :P

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Racist bullshit deleted. Try not to act like scum, save it for around your dinner table, maybe your family appreciates them, we don't. And no "N*gge*" is NOT an acceptable replacement. Any further shit like that will result in a ban from the website.
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Why were the President Bush stamps discontinued?
No one knew which side to spit on. :mrgreen:
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10010 1111 10 wrote:Racist bullshit deleted. Try not to act like scum, save it for around your dinner table, maybe your family appreciates them, we don't. And no "N*gge*" is NOT an acceptable replacement. Any further shit like that will result in a ban from the website.
Was that me that made the joke i cant remember

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