>>>> Kitchen Casualties <<<<<

[devilridermax]

steve the sponge was sitting above the sink worrying about Harold the hammer
they together used to sell heroin, but they had a falling out, so harold threw steve's family into the giant lake with a hole in the bottom
harold laughed and operated the drain lever, sending steve's family to there death
Steve got his old friend Peter, the pringles can to help him take down the drug king pin Harold
Peter found an unopoened poptart box, he took a package and ripped it out
he grabbed two pastries and threw them to the kitchen floor,
their harmonzied screaming alerted harold the hammers right hand man, ernie the aerosol can.
ernie went to investiagte the homicide, Peter was on the counter above waiting for ernie to be in the right position
ernie was in range, peter pushed the poptart box off the counter it came down and landed directly on ernie
ernie's lifeb reath was shooting out extremely fastest this rate he would be dead in a minuteharold found out about the hit carried out on ernie
he called foth his strongest allies, Sgt. shampoo, roger the rat poison, and Theodore the tomoato juice
sgt shampoo was really a double agent, his mission was to capture and bring back the to the kitchen sink, Harold had a problem ever since he tried heroin
every so often he had to shoot up, roger saw sgt shampoo stealing harold's precious needles he poured some rat poison in hish hand and snuck behind sgt shampoo
he shoved the rat poison down shamppos throat
the shampoo shot shampoo at roger
roger explained how shampoo would die soon
shampoo accepted his death with a laugh
roger was conounded by this
shampoo continued laughing
he pulled out a match and lit it off himself
roger realized why the shampoo was lauyghing
he watchedi n horror as the lit matched traveled towards the shampoo covering him
within sceonds roger was screaming and burning
Theodore saw this and stabbed shampoo thorugh the neck
he used a fire extinguisher on roger
roger recived a medal of honor and was dismissed
harold the hammer and steve the sponge's hatred for eachother continued to grow exponentially
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TO BE CONTINUED

COPYWRITE- belaric

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created by belaric, posted by devilridermax!

[Ghost]

Interesting. Where's the rest?