joke thread
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joke thread
post ur best, rude distasteful jokes, heres a few
Why is a cricket pitch round?
So that the Pakis don't build a corner-shop on it.
You can tell it was a good shit when the pool attendant has to return with a bigger net
1for ralf: There's two types of people I hate, racists and Americans. especially the black ones.
You shouldn't leave anything electrical on overnight, except fridges and life support machines.
You'd waste an awful lot of vegetables.
A bit of advice to all of those who give bad sex.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
My girlfriend told me a funny joke today.
Something about a female orgasm?
I'm loving living back at home lately. I can watch porn all day and I don't even have to turn the volume down.
My mum thinks I'm watching tennis.
Why is a cricket pitch round?
So that the Pakis don't build a corner-shop on it.
You can tell it was a good shit when the pool attendant has to return with a bigger net
1for ralf: There's two types of people I hate, racists and Americans. especially the black ones.
You shouldn't leave anything electrical on overnight, except fridges and life support machines.
You'd waste an awful lot of vegetables.
A bit of advice to all of those who give bad sex.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
My girlfriend told me a funny joke today.
Something about a female orgasm?
I'm loving living back at home lately. I can watch porn all day and I don't even have to turn the volume down.
My mum thinks I'm watching tennis.
- Wardog
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Re: joke thread
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on the last one. that is the greatest joke I've ever heard ROFL!taco wrote:post ur best, rude distasteful jokes, heres a few
Why is a cricket pitch round?
So that the Pakis don't build a corner-shop on it.
You can tell it was a good shit when the pool attendant has to return with a bigger net
1for ralf: There's two types of people I hate, racists and Americans. especially the black ones.
You shouldn't leave anything electrical on overnight, except fridges and life support machines.
You'd waste an awful lot of vegetables.
A bit of advice to all of those who give bad sex.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
My girlfriend told me a funny joke today.
Something about a female orgasm?
I'm loving living back at home lately. I can watch porn all day and I don't even have to turn the volume down.
My mum thinks I'm watching tennis.
-Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a hummer?
-I don't have a hummer in my garage LOL!
-Wanna hear a joke?
-Women's rights
-Why can't Helen Keller Drive
-because she's a woman
-why can't anyone understand what Helen Keller is saying
-She was wearing mittens
-How did the baby cross the road?
-It was stapled to the Chicken
"The early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
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What's black and white and red all over and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head.
A nun with a spear through her head.
SlipKnoT wrote:swords are 30 u idiot.
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Re: joke thread
whats blue and yellow and can kill u if it falls out of a tree?
a bulldozer wearing jeans
a bulldozer wearing jeans
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Re: joke thread
i know some jew jokes, but i think 10101 01010 101 010 will not tolerate this
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Re: joke thread
use @$#&^$ it could b anything ur joke is about
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Re: joke thread
"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."
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- Sexacutioner
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Ghost wrote:
LMMFAO i like when they are gonna kill the people at the strip joint
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- Nemesis
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Re: joke thread
Racist bullshit deleted. Try not to act like scum, save it for around your dinner table, maybe your family appreciates them, we don't. And no "N*gge*" is NOT an acceptable replacement. Any further shit like that will result in a ban from the website.
- Wardog
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Why were the President Bush stamps discontinued?
No one knew which side to spit on.
No one knew which side to spit on.
"The early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
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Re: joke thread
Was that me that made the joke i cant remember10010 1111 10 wrote:Racist bullshit deleted. Try not to act like scum, save it for around your dinner table, maybe your family appreciates them, we don't. And no "N*gge*" is NOT an acceptable replacement. Any further shit like that will result in a ban from the website.
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