The purple prophet, or better known by his street name "the prof" is a southern gang-leader of what seems to be a rebellious movement against society. Having survived an onslaught of Nukes, the prof has excaped into ee and is terrorising games with many glitches such as earthquakes, volcanic eruptions and plagues. The prof is easilly recognised by his fearsome mask marked in red paint, his purple pants and wrist bands, and his hawt tight abs. Some had believed the prof was just a myth, something that couldn't possibly ever attack us again, but my friends, in 2010, he is back to wreak havoc.
Humble Beginnings:
In the deserts of p2s, a society of yellow people set south to establish peace with the natives. to their shock horror surprise, the natives fought back, using nasty weapons such as large rocks hurled from towers, a lot of clubs, and some spears (See "The Six Thieves"). As difficult as it was, the yellow tribe brought their knowledge and culture to the people in order to share and grow. Literally tens of men and children were slaughtered as a result, and the yellow empire had to try and regain some ground. They established a powerful society where the buildings were built up to withstand much harm. This did not stop the natives from attacking, and once again the yellow empire had to find new ways to establish peace.
This is where the prof comes in. Before he was even known, the prof gang leader emerged from the shadows and let loose his sorcery on the yellow people. Many homes were lost and many yellow people were forced to... well irl they would retreat but the yellow people sat there and died.
The authorities were alerted soon, and then they discovered that it was not the natives choice to rebel, but infart, they were being heavily influenced by a powerful gang leader. The yellow counsellors met up, and decided that they had to take action against the prof.
The Six Thieves:
While society was still in its early stages, a new order had risen amongst the natives. The didn’t have a name, so one of the yellow peoples allies called them the six thieves. The six thieves hung around native territory, chanting something in some unknown tongue, waving their advanced weaponry in protest. They killed tens upon tens of citizens. As well of the deaths of many retarded cits, the six thieves lived up to their name by setting out into yellow territory and robbing hundreds of health from yellow’s hundreds of tc’s. In the dead centre of yellow town, they were causing mayham.
The Identity:
Because of his mask, the prof’s identity is unkown, but there are many suspects that have been blue-tacked to the wall of my room:
-The Grinch
-The Joker
-Omega
-Jim Raynor
-Alex
-CrazyCoowa
-peow130
Although police are yet to confirm the identity of the suspect, I garantee I am working on it!
Project Cleanup:
The yellow council had spent many months advancing their weaponry, and then an ingenious invention emerged - nuclear bombs. With the savages at large, both the group known at the Six thieves and the prof, the yellow people got this fantastic new weapons, strapped them to airplanes, and they were ordered to go straight for the prof. The ten planes all missed and the prof escaped into the showlands (aka unexplored territory). The project was labelled a raging failure, having killed all of the natives, many yellow people and buildings, and of course not actually killing the prof.
Having forgot about the six thieves, the yellow people decided they needed to stop the protests by actually stopping some criminals. In the centre of the yellow town, 20 nuclear bombers set out to put an end to the six thieves. They dropped bombs all over the town, killing hundreds, but saving thousands. Project cleanup was dubbed a raging success, having killed 3 of the 6 thieves, and the yellow people once again thrived until purple dropped.
Police Warning:
Be careful of who you play with and what colour they select. The prof is at large and has hacked himself into many of the games. If you see him, do not hesitate to kill him before he causes mass mayhem.
Police also issue a warning to p2s players to TEMPLE UP! They have learned that the prof will shy away in fear from such things and you are more than likely safe from his sorcery.
Known players to house the prof:
- ^^CRAZYHORSE^^
- ChivalrousPesnt
-Jossos
