Then I scout with some swords that hes going persian mass. I about fell outta my chair, Im like awesome. So I think to myself, I need to slow down his perisan mass, and I wanna be a fag, so im gonna firestorm his base. So i firestorm his base, and he calls me a cheater. So i treat my prophet to fight another day. So at this point, My army is mostly swords and 4 ballista. And He attacks me with like 40 persians and 20 CA....Im like im fucked if this dude can micro.
So I noticed my prophet has full mana, so i maralia his army. Instead of retreating to heal, he fucking attacks me. Im like can this game go any better? Im playing a fucking moron! So he attacks me, and kill him. And hes just bitching, more so than any woman. "You Cheat with reli" "You fucking noob reli noob" ect ect.
Im getting a good laugh about this, so I go and attack. Turns out hes not a noob at all, and rebuilt his army really fast. So I lose most of my army because my longbows werent upgraded and niether was seige. Noob on my part. But anyways, I go to get some dogs to plauge his army, and he attacks again. Im like wtf bro, let me be gay. I repell it, make a zues, and proceede to own him. Good game, he had a nice spot for CA. Prolly why he chose it.
Moral of the story is, if your behind and think you're gonna lose, do something unexpected and hope it works. Like religion.
Disclaimer: Omega has already said that, and im just agreeing with him.
So post a kewl story of a come back win if you want
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